Align the document to the right corner nearest you.
Open "EPSON Scan" on the desktop.
Click the "Scan" button.
The scanner will scan the paper, then attempt to recognize any text, and will save a PDF on the desktop. The first will be name "scan_001", the next "scan_0002", and so on.
The manufacturer's directions are incorrect; I will finish this section once I've determined how to do it.